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Let’s be like Christ; not like our Christians

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Worhippers at a church.

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Jesus Christ will be born again on the night of Tuesday next week, to a venerated humble virgin and an unostentatious village carpenter. The breaking news will be greeted by rejoicing and merrymaking by Christians all over the world excited by the safe delivery of their saviour and the renewal of their faith.

Domestic animals will die an unnatural death to pay for the happiness bravely borne from the sacred story of the Immaculate Conception. Barely a day later, we will all be back to factory settings doing unchristian things to each other while waiting for Good Friday to praise the same Baby for dying for our sins.