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Fake fertiliser
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Fertiliser made from stones and other dirt is suitable for affordable housing

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Some of the 560 bags of substandard fertiliser that were seized at the National Cereals and Produce Board depot in Molo, Nakuru County on March 23, 2024.

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The hustler government wishes to inform all Kenyans that we have received a strong statement from a group calling themselves the opposition in Kenya, threatening us with bad things if we do not relieve both the Cabinet Secretaries for Agriculture and Trade of their duties, for sleeping on the job when Kenyan farmers are being sold donkey urea and human wigs disguised as inorganic fertiliser.

Ordinarily, we would have been alarmed at the whirlwind of anger and frustration from Kenyan farmers that has been gathering pace this past week, and made the necessary changes in cabinet to safeguard our reputation as the government that watches over suffering farmers, but we have just been reminded about the reassuring words of God in the Book of Isaiah 41:10; “So do not fear, for I am with you; do not be dismayed, for I am your God. I will strengthen you and help you.”